|Matt3rdWrkfce: so who in shadows can you kill?
ShawnAPACTX: nod the player
You say 'tell him to kiss ass'
Ryu snickers softly.
DarkHeart says 'No, that is masticate
DarkHeart says 'I will not be responsible
who suffer from rectal cranial inversions.....'
Dracco says 'josh hepl me i can't get
to the gwhere i am '
Lissa : horny
Napalm : hmm
Napalm has arrived from the north.
Napalm sweeps you into his arms and kisses you
long and deeply.
Leveret : once upon a time there
were these three bears, mommy bear, daddy
bear and lickle baby bear
Leveret : they lived together in
the same house and each had a computer,
but they all networked through the same server
Leveret : one day when the net was
too lagged they decided to go for a walk
Leveret : A lickle girlie with golden
hair was wondering by
Leveret : she saw an open window
and decided to break in
ShawnAPACTX: what ya doin?
MystiIllusion: being me :P
ShawnAPACTX: who ya suducing
Fizban says 'in real life mages don't
JoBu says 'in rl you can always go to
Sephiroth implores the gods: "hold a
qwest *grins* j/k"
Sephiroth implores the gods: "show us
that level 100 buffness you have now ryu"
Ryu HEEDs Sephiroth: I'm playin with
my sword, leave me alone ;)
ShawnAPACTX: wonder if it would blow
somthin up if I noprayed open arena dispatcher *scuff*
MystiIllusion: hreheh why would you do
ShawnAPACTX: open arena dispatcher implores
the gods: "Zion is entering the Land of Flaming Sword."
MystiIllusion: hehe i spose you can try
ShawnAPACTX: might do it on spawn ;-)
just to see hehe
ShawnAPACTX: actually works
ShawnAPACTX: you don't see the pray ;-)
ShawnAPACTX: yet another atempt to blow
up the mud fails
You *FlAmE* 'whats bad is when your husband
wakes you up saying 'stop licking my ass' you say, WTF? and you lift the blanket
and its the damn dog'
Peliar *FlAmEs* 'ewwww to the dog story'
Calypso *FlAmEs* 'right, peli! this from a guy
who shags sheep'
Peliar *FlAmEs* 'hey sheep have class'
Scyther *FlAmEs* 'so u are saying there is something
wrong with shagin sheep'
Calypso *FlAmEs* 'and ass, according to you'
Beejay *FlAmEs* 'and if u take 'em to the edge
of a cliff..they push back better'
Brian *FlAmEs* 'La puissance! Je la veux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Calypso *FlAmEs* 'OMG TMI!'
Peliar *FlAmEs* 'use velcro gloves to stop em
Beejay *FlAmEs* 'whatever u do tho...NEVER try
fucking a lemming'
Calypso *FlAmEs* 'you people are giving me very
bad mental images...
ShawnAPACTX: found a good hall of famer in
monts fingerinfo ;-)
ShawnAPACTX: Jestera *FlAmEs* 'NICHOLAS HAS
BEEN ADOPTED INTO MY FAMILY... (on dizzy) I WANT YOU ALL TO TREAT HIM WITH
THE SAME RESPECT YOU SHOW ME :-)'
Leveret : and what if you wanted to do
Kenneth : Pop the heads off and change the
torso, you've got something else ;)
Shalafi *FlAmEs* 'fucking pawns.... fucking
mana.... fucking god damned son of a bitch pawns.... *GRUMBLES*'
Martijn *FlAmEs* 'being beaten into shalami?'
Ryu : wazzup?
Lissa : you?
Ryu : hmm
Lissa : not up?
Ryu : just woke up? ;)
Lissa : ahh then you have that.. been asleep
and feell alllllll cozy and warm.. woody to burn in a heated fire... (wake
[S] Leveret peers at you intently.
[S] You look at Leveret and bat your eyelashes
-- the picture of innocence!
Viro gossips 'Staves use the polearm skill,
Gabriel gossips 'No...'
Zintros gossips 'nope'
Disman gossips 'nope'
Gabriel gossips 'Staves use the staves skill'
Essex: make it better :-(
~me~: i wish i could
Essex: why cant you :P
~me~: because i was peeing
hehe and i dont know how
Essex: why not :P yer a woman and mother..yer
supposed to be good at comforting :P
~me~: i am hungry for a damn ding dong
Essex: thats about the best setup line i've
Nicole implores the gods: "no... I want some
Ryu HEEDs Nicole: and you want me to do........(?)
Nicole implores the gods: "move me up!!! *L*"
Ryu HEEDs Nicole: and you think I would do this
Nicole implores the gods: "I'm your favorite!!
Ryu HEEDs Nicole: and you came to this conclusion
Deathstar implores the gods: "how about a battle
Nicole implores the gods: "Nevermind *L*"
Ryu HEEDs Deathstar: how about later?
Lissa : god shawn, you are so much like...
Bryce! i love it
Kenneth : *comforts ryu*
MystiIllusion: you know you love sounding like
ShawnAPACTX: dunno if I should take it as a
compliment or complaint :p
Clerve] Terminator has been terminated by Clerve!
<WizNet> Terminator rejoins the real world.
Yalp gossips 'I think you scared him'
Clerve gossips 'he took that a bit TOO literally'
<WizNet> Log Terminator: delete
<WizNet> Log Terminator: delete
<WizNet> Terminator is contemplating deletion.
<WizNet> Log Terminator: delete
<WizNet> Log Terminator: delete
<WizNet> Terminator has wiped himself
from these realms.
.<WizNet> Terminator rejoins the real
Asmadi *FlAmEs* 'I don't know... I wouldn't
eat someones ding dong after they went on a date'
[Dreamslayer] Thank you for using the pray
channel, currently all of us are sleeping this is an automated response do
MystiIllusion: You say to Clerve, 'you can
fix it easy :-)'
You say to Clerve, 'cuz your my hillish genius'
You say to Clerve, 'hollish'
[ QtrKt ] You clan 'when an imms alt isw in
a war/merc they cant play imm and that char at the same time, so cuz nylan
was fixing a but, none of his imm alts in war/merc could be on'
[ QtrKt ] Ashlea clans 'fixing a but!'
[ QtrKt ] Ashlea clans '*rofl* Nylan'
[ QtrKt ] You clan 'hehehe bug'
[ QtrKt ] Ashlea clans 'do that in your house'
[ McDgl ] Razeal clans 'oh yeah i have an alt
everyone, his name is thee'
[ McDgl ] Elias clans 'we shall help thee'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'fuckin lag is blowin my father
blow up doll'
Peliar *FlAmEs* 'was probably that toothless
whore lissa's alt or her cross-dressing pantie wearing son dreamslayer or
any one of the clusterfuck of imms in the "in" group'
Lissa *FlAmEs* 'God Peliar, can't you think
of something else to call me? I want teeth damnit!'
Jessa : my fave clothes is the teeshit
ashke gave me with his face on it
Jessa : teeshirt
Catrom gossips 'how do i get something off
that i cant uncurse and cant see?
Dolphpun reveals his wisdom about 'Brain Case
holds: the brains of Michigan
the brains of Trubble the brains of Sturm
the brains of Alisa the brains of Deathstar
the brains of Legalos the brains of Noodles
the brains of DonLucciano'
Tag gossips 'well that explains Michigan i guess'
Thresher puts a key to Thresher's Safe Haven
in Threshers Hole.
Thresher : ooh, G-spot page...i watched
a show ALL about sex, and i learned where it is!
Thresher : the learning channel i saw it
Lissa : hehehehhehe
Thresher : i learned alot...god bless tlc
Lissa : heheheheheheheheheheh
BenzSlk : Oh my
Thresher : just another sex convo
BenzSlk : lol whats new with lissa
Thresher : true
You FYI 'leveret put the other bears in 1212'
You FYI 'anyone who gets punished will not
be alone, so for gods sake, do NOT drop the soap'
Darkseid gossips 'conan doesnt exist..conan
is a myth dizzymudders tell their kids when they want em not to grow up to
become surly beliggerent people'
***this i take as a compliment :) ***
Winador implores the gods: "ohh crap i forgot
ohh yeah umm is it possible that me and meg when she getz to 12 level to
marry us heehh"
Jessa HEEDs Winador: well type help wedding
Winador implores the gods: "ok nylan or ryu
Deathstar implores the gods: "I think a mob
that I'm fighting has some kind of bug?"
Ryu HEEDs Deathstar: flu or cold?
[E] Dolphpun is dutifully Imm-Whipped.
Ryu socializes 'tile lissa'
[S] Muaddib smirks at Ryu's saying.
Muaddib *FlAmEs* 'some kind of new sexual action
ryu? tile? ;> wonder what that does'
Ryu *FlAmEs* 'yeah it's a new style don't ya
Ryu *FlAmEs* 'I wanna tile her all night long!'
[ EMPIR ] Muaddib clans 'see what kinky nymphomaniacal
godesses do to ya? ;>'
[ EMPIR ] You clan 'damn, I am the best!'
[ EMPIR ] Ryu clans 'does it to me too all the
You *FlAmE* 'what is this? am I the dizzyMud
[S] Beejay agrees absolutely.
[S] Muaddib grins at Beejay.
[S] Muaddib eyes you up and down, leering like
a filthy pervert!
[S] Ryu nods in enthusiastic agreement with
You *FlAmE* 'I am one poor helpless little lissa'
Sathor *FlAmEs* 'bull :P'
Muaddib *FlAmEs* 'helpless? ;> BULLSHIT!
You *FlAmE* 'innocent and pure at least *bats
Gdr gossips 'lissa innocent...hmmmmm'
[S] Gdr boggles at the concept.
Ryu *FlAmEs* 'innocent? perhaps horney?'
You *FlAmE* '*tilts head gently.. and smiles
tenderly.... nods... horney... i prefer to call it... in heat*'
Scar *FlAmEs* 'whats on of the bad things about
being an Athiest?........... There is no one to talk about during sex >:P'
Radiant *FlAmEs* 'Oh yes! GOD yes.. err... uhm..'
Nylan666: *had noticed this* ;-)
WhiteLiter MUSIC: 'all my N###### don't want
me to unleash the dragon'
In the distance you hear the thundering roar
of a Finger Of Death!
Ryu has toasted the son of a white knight!
In the distance you hear the thundering roar
of a Finger Of Death!
Ryu has struck down WhiteLiter!
[S] Beejay falls to the ground and rolls around
[S] Beejay pats Ryu on his head.
[S] Strife falls to the ground and rolls around
[S] Gdr rolls on the floor laughing at Ryu's
[S] Ryu shrugs in response to Beejay's question.
Strife gossips 'grats ryu, i think you're one
of the first imms that ever missed ;)'
Gdr gossips 'now thats funny'
Ryu : damn white knights
[S] Ryu flexes his muscles...what a stud!?!
Clerve gossips '3 bigs so far'
Clerve gossips 'nugs'
Clerve gossips 'bugs'
Eairlye gossips 'bugs even'
[S] Clerve mutters something quietly to himself.
Clerve gossips 'mob'
Mob gossips 'yeah?'
Clerve gossips 'the idea is that you don't kill
the ppl who hired you'
[S] Clerve bonks Mob on the head for being such
an UTTER moron.
Mob gossips 'she attacked me!'
[S] Eairlye falls to the ground and rolls around
[S] Sundancer falls to the ground and rolls
around laughing hysterically.
[S] Jessa turns red laughing "HahahaHAHAHahahahhaha!"
-Mob must be hilarious!
Sundancer gossips 'twas me! i decided i should
kill him back!'
cimorene: (2:40 PM) having trouble with it,
Ñÿlãñ: (2:41 PM) lol
cimorene: (2:41 PM) sex better be worth the
Cisco eats Medication.
Cisco's wrath @@@ INCINERATES @@@ her! 
Cisco turns slightly green, but it passes.
Vortigen says 'about why we cant have multi-line
descriptions when we restring eq'
Clerve says 'cuz it's coded crappy'
Date: Sun Nov 12 11:14:56 2000
Annabus, The Questmaster says 'Seek God out
somewhere in the vicinity of
Entrance to The Land of the Grail!'
Report back in... "God is DEAD".
(sound from on high) Yes, but I
Isa : 3 remorts today
Isa : 3 male characters
Isa : 3 nekked men :-P
Nylan : You're enjoying yourself entirely
too much ;-)
Isa : grin
Nylan HEEDs Schorl: Whenever you get it done,
the pword to shell (so you can put it in)
Nylan HEEDs Schorl: Oh wait, I'm not supposed
to tell you that.
Dreamslayer *she kept emoting that she was
hiding under the bed and i told her to stop it*
Jestera says 'I like it under the bed
Disman clans 'i have 4 trains and 59 pracs
what should i gain?'
Tenchu clans 'brew so you can brew me some beer?'
Jestera says 'Iam bored... who is there to
Dreamslayer when trying: at kit slap kit *kitari*
You whap A kitchen sink upside the head with
a fluffy pillow!
Ryu : "Even the most bold would not dare
to question him."? whats that make me? :p
Nylan : not the most bold?
Ryu : perhaps just stupid at times could
work too? :p
Jestera says 'do it :-)'
You say 'can't'
You say 'it won't load'
Jestera says 'poke it :-)'
<WizNet> Log Ryu: slay master
Ryu slays Master in cold blood!
Master collapses at your feet ... DEAD.
You gasp in astonishment.
You say to Clerve, 'hims still a virgin'
Clerve says to you, 'and ?'
You say to Clerve, 'he doesnt know what to do
Clerve says to you, 'stick it in would be a
good start :)'
Lissa: You FYI 'REPENT BIGSEXY! REPENT!'
BigSexy gossips 'bah right after she said that i get: The power of the
gods has left you.'
Lissa HEEDs BigSexy: *hugs you anyway*
You feel less armored.
You gossip 'i sent bigsexy a hug.. and as soon as i did that i got 'You
feel less armored'
' BigSexy gossips 'so i undid a few straps'
flame imm channel is scary: Basinji :
Every gay man learns to type one handed early. Ryu : can I lay between
Winador *FlAmEs* 'well fuckin paint me black
and put a dude rag on me and call me fuckin aunt jemima'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'fuckin msn suck donkey cock
and dont swallow either'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'hell but actually im a jiggalo
ill fuck anythin that got two legs and a hole and heart beat optional'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'hell i think if i get stupid
and get married i think first im goin to sandpaper a alligotrs arsehole in
a phone booth first'
JoBu *FlAmEs* 'hmm i think next time i meet a girl it hink i will
just buy her a house and a car, it will be cheaper that way'
[VIS] finger urza
Leader of The White Knights
Superhuman Mage, follower of Vortayne
Player Kills: 1
Player Deaths: 2
Favorite quotes from dizzy
(Sturm) QWEST: wait where did he come from and how did he know the question?
Temperant says 'um is it me or are her nipples off?
BigSexy gossips 'how did tenchi know about it?
JoBu *FlAmEs* 'wait a minute, your mad because someone tried to kill someone
durring a war?'
Mogge calls forth the demons of Hell upon God!
Basinji grats 'Urza's Depth-Charge method of Qwest answers.'
Napalm gossips '(>")> (Michael Jackson Kirby *white, silver studded
Dolphpun reveals his wisdom about 'The best way to stop someone from getting
your goat is not to let them know where you keep it tied.'
Dolphpun gossips 'Blackhart, don't make me make Basinji bite you
Jestera gossips 'I'm CUTE, I'm CUDDLEY, LOVE ME!'
Dolphpun clans 'Watch out for twinkies... they cause people to assassinate
Vortayne opens a hole in the fabric of reality and gives head to you.
[72/R1] Harlequin, Knight of the crying Spire
Member of Elf Ranger, follower of Muaddib
Player Kills: 3
Player Deaths: 4
Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away,
visiting your planet.
I have transformed myself into this text file.
As you are reading it,
I am having sex with your eyeballs.
I know you like it because you are smiling.
Please pass me on to someone else,
because I'm really horny.
..Now get back to work!>
Peliar implores the gods: "how much would it cost to divorce myself?"
Mozart HEEDs Peliar: for you? 15qp
Lissa : its only 10 if the other agrees
Mozart : its mutual but he's married to himself
Mozart : so a little extra is in order ;)
Peliar implores the gods: "er isnt it 10qp if its mutual? ;)"
[0/92] [64/R9] Peliar *wink wink*
Leader of The Arabian Knights
Wolf Thief, follower of Mozart
Player Kills: 4
Player Deaths: 3
Additional Info: Peliar gossips 'i hear women like the manly smell'
Jestera gossips 'we like men who smell like expensive colon'
Peliar is happily married to Peliar.
Mozart HEEDs Peliar: so both your personalities are in agreement over
Peliar implores the gods: "yeah i think im cheating on myself"
Peliar implores the gods: "besides i was a bad lover ;)"
Lissa HEEDs Peliar: yo udo realise he has to deduct 10qp from both parties?
Peliar implores the gods: "erk!"
Peliar implores the gods: "damn small print"
Mozart HEEDs Peliar: sorry, its the american law for schizo's...you should
see what the divorce settlements look like
Peliar implores the gods: "do i get to keep half the assets?"
Mozart HEEDs Peliar: actually i think one of your personalities has to
move in to your umm...assets
Lissa HEEDs Peliar: hmm, good thing you arent getting a restraining order
on your other personality.. could be interesting to see how you avoid each
Peliar implores the gods: "i'd end up in prison.....again"
[E] Mozart tells Peliar to NOT drop the soap.
[S] Peliar falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
JoBu *FlAmEs* 'hmm i wonder exactly what dagger is talking about
in his title'
JoBu *FlAmEs* 'hmm his penis'
[ 68 Hum Ran] NOS [ WlfPk ] Dagger Small, Quick, Deadly
JoBu *FlAmEs* 'at least he is honest though'
Dagger *FlAmEs* 'actually uh...im a girl'
**can we say... oooops?**
Winador *FlAmEs* 'ohh wot the fuck i loo in the pit fer real this
fuckin time and nothin in there but shite,shite and more fucklin shite ohh
holy sunny fuckin jesus'
[C] [ White ] Winador clans 'umm a scottish will never tell we wear slippers
and crayons and a candy bar thats stuck between our dicks and balls so it
Winador *FlAmEs* 'umm a scottish will never tell we wear slippers and crayons
and a candy bar thats stuck between our dicks and balls so it melts slowly'
[ White ] Winador clans 'oops mischan'
Peliar *FlAmEs* 'winador scares me'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'ohhh me god if ya beleieve that shite i got some ocean
land in ohio fer fuck sake'
Peliar *FlAmEs* 'would i get mineral rights?'
MystiIllusion: sometimes.. dizzy scares me :P
MattAzPLFM: i know what you mean
MattAzPLFM: its like a day care for children of all ages
MattAzPLFM: and we don't even get paid minimum wage :P
BigSexy implores the gods: "lissa tell honeygurl that i am not
a sexy man"
BigSexy implores the gods: "she won't believe me"
[E] Lissa gazes at BigSexy
[S] BigSexy blinks innocently.
[E] Lissa sighs deeply, her heart skipping a few beats as little fingers
tickle through her belly... her loins tighten at the ertotic images he brings
to her minds eye.. BigSexy.. one of the sexiest men alive..
BigSexy implores the gods: "damn you"
Lissa HEEDs BigSexy: your welcome
Leveret *FlAmEs* 'Does your girlie need to be molested? For only
25 quest points I'll molest your girlie for you. (If you are a girlie and
want to be molested the price is a cheap 10 qps)'
Pfiel *FlAmEs* 'i molest nice girlies for nothing ;-)'
SilverLace implores the gods: "an imm humped me they said it was
you - over gos"
Lissa HEEDs SilverLace: no imm humped you!
Clerve HEEDs SilverLace: shouldn't believe all the gossip you hear
Clerve HEEDs SilverLace: that goes IRL but also on here ;-)
SilverLace implores the gods: "well can i suck cock?"
SilverLace implores the gods: "on social"
Clerve HEEDs SilverLace: no, but on flame you can
[WarGodz] Sarcasm clans 'why wont boys listen?'
[WarGodz] Ifrit clans 'becasue we just don't have that part of the body
developed enought to listen.. plus that would mean we wold have to listen
what women say..'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'the bastard that envented fuckin computers should
be hung by his mother fuckin testicle and fuckin rot in fuckin hell that cocksuckin
anal bastard mother fuckin douchebag'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'ill fuckin scottish ya arse from here to butt fuck egypt
fuck i hate that shite ok im out of here'
JoBu *FlAmEs* 'i thought i have heard every combo of cuss words, yet winador
creates new ones'
Sturm implores the gods: "yes bear is good looking and getting married
to a women...erm Im not having this conversation
Sturm implores the gods: "I do anticipate that no woman has ever had a
crush on me and probably never will :)"
Lissa HEEDs Sturm: but you are manly enough to have a long knobby veined
appenda ge... and not run to a doctor to see if it is cancerous
IMM> *Lissa*: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE DAMN GUTTER
IMM> -=< Johan >=- : why? yours wants to pass?
Winador *FlAmEs* 'i got lag i got lag itnot fun to be fuckin lagged
i hate lag it blows asshole and makes ya stomach full!!!!'
Onyx *FlAmEs* 'tell us how you really feel winnie'
Ifrit reveal his wisdom about 'you know its bad when you go to look
at your computers performance ratting and it says -1% very low'
Rukus *FlAmEs* 'what happened'
Ifrit *FlAmEs* 'it went onto a loop'
Rukus *FlAmEs* 'a what'
Ifrit *FlAmEs* 'don't worry about it crashed that is all the more you
need to know'
Rukus *FlAmEs* 'lick my arse'
Phaedrus implores the gods: 'tell them i'm not sexy :P'
Phaedrus implores the gods: 'i'm a tall asian mutant :P
[E] Lissa gazes longingly at one of the sexiest men she has ever had the
pleasure of knowing... moving closer to him she presses her naked body against
his tall masculine body.. hr lips whisper 'i love you phaedrus'
Winador *FlAmEs* 'ohh foreplay '
Phaedrus implores the gods: 'god damnit joan, you're not helpin me any here
Lissa HEEDs Psyion: what does your penis look like?
Psyion grats 'An Immortal enlightens you with: 'what does your penis look
Urza grats 'psyion getting a place in my fingerinfo'
Psyion grats 'Not liking my penis being anywhere near Urza's finger'
[VIS] for all give steak #
You give erotic desires steak to Maplearn.
You give Master Nylan steak to Silaqui.
You give Master Nylan steak to Alisa.
You give Master Nylan steak to Winador.
You give Master Nylan steak to Vincent.
You give Master Nylan steak to JoBu.
You give Master Nylan steak to Aeris.
You give Master Nylan steak to Vortayne.
You give Master Nylan steak to Clerve.
Vincent gossips 'gotta watch yer slicing Lissa, those steaks are damaged
[S] Alisa grins at Vincent.
Alisa gossips 'the meat was better fresh'
[S] Alisa licks her mouth and smiles.
WarGodz] Lidda clans 'sadly things that vibrate scare me.'
[WarGodz] Ifrit clans '*rofl*'
[WarGodz] Lidda clans 'if they didnt, i'd be much happier'
flame a wonderful person said: I think the concept of 'declining' challenges
is silly in a war. I mean, its not like a warrior is gonna tap another one
on the battlefield and ASK him to fightflame this wonderful person also said
I think a decline should be counted as a loss, after all you're 'retreating'
AND I AGREE!
[E] Urza prances up to Riddick, taps him on the sohulder and asks, 'Hey
Sweety, Would you care to have a fight?'
IMM> -=< Mozart >=- : well who counts as philosophical
on our staff?
IMM> -=< Mozart >=- : i'm guessin mont would be the closest or
IMM> *Lissa*: alisa isnt philosophy, she is self destructive nimpho :P
IMM> -=< Mozart >=- : well to some that's a philosophy